G'day fellow TF2ers!
Buddy Harlan here, sending all of you namby-pamby doodle pushers a very important announcement! That's right. It's that time of year again. You all know what this means by now, don't you? It means ART TRADES. Copious amounts of pictures invading your inbox, full of your favourite TF2RP characters doing an undisclosed number of ridiculous and vaguely disgusting doovalacky!
Sounds grouse, right? Right.
Want to take part? Damn straight you do. And here's how you go about it!
To participate in the TF2RP 2012 Art Trade, fill yourself out one of these forms below. I filled one out myself. Take a squizz at it.
What you like to draw: Extreme sports action scenes, tacky gold chains and moustaches.
What you do not like to draw: Boring things like tea parties or charity tombola events.
Extra Information: I'm not drawing a picture for Asher. He broke my favourite camera.
Request: I'd like to see a Red and a Blu, duking it out whilst dangling over a flamin' pit of sharks. Robot sharks. There must be blood.
See? Ain't that easy as piss? Now, all you have to do is send that along to email@example.com with the title "[Your Name] TF2 Art Trade" and Bob's your Uncle! Be sure to submit your application by 5th of October, otherwise you've bodged it.
Well, that's all from me. Any questions? Send them along to the above e-mail and I'll get back to you sharpish.
- Buddy Harlan, TF Industries
(Please do not look directly at the operational end of this message.)